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Post by alleyoop on Feb 20, 2013 17:52:07 GMT -5
A little bird was flying south for the winter It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field.
While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him.
As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was. The dung was actually thawing him out!
He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.
A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate.
Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.
Morals of the story:
(1) Not everyone who dumps on you is your enemy.
(2) Not everyone who gets you out of doo doo is your friend.
(3) And when you're in deep doo doo, it's best to keep your mouth shut!
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A Little Bird
by: geh3333 - May 16, 2015 0:16:39 GMT -5
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Post by geh3333 on May 16, 2015 0:16:39 GMT -5
Whats 5Q + 5Q ?
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Post by ramblinman on May 16, 2015 2:31:41 GMT -5
awww, u bumped an old one. i thought alleyoop was back. 10Q  |
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A Little Bird
by: geh3333 - May 16, 2015 3:02:17 GMT -5
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Post by geh3333 on May 16, 2015 3:02:17 GMT -5
Your welcome , lol.
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A Little Bird
by: geh3333 - May 16, 2015 3:18:49 GMT -5
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Post by geh3333 on May 16, 2015 3:18:49 GMT -5
awww, u bumped an old one. i thought alleyoop was back. 10Q I did don't realize I used his post !. Since we are here , I bet I can make you say blue ! What color is a tree trunk ?! |
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Post by ramblinman on May 16, 2015 4:39:37 GMT -5
awww, u bumped an old one. i thought alleyoop was back. 10Q I did don't realize I used his post !. Since we are here , I bet I can make you say blue ! What color is a tree trunk ?! i'm late to the party... brown? could be grey i guess.  |
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A Little Bird
by: geh3333 - May 16, 2015 5:36:21 GMT -5
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Post by geh3333 on May 16, 2015 5:36:21 GMT -5
I did don't realize I used his post !. Since we are here , I bet I can make you say blue ! What color is a tree trunk ?! i'm late to the party... brown? could be grey i guess. What color is milk ? |
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Post by ramblinman on May 16, 2015 5:39:27 GMT -5
i'm late to the party... brown? could be grey i guess. What color is milk ? thought u went to sleep... white |
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A Little Bird
by: geh3333 - May 16, 2015 6:03:45 GMT -5
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Post by geh3333 on May 16, 2015 6:03:45 GMT -5
thought u went to sleep... white Lol , not yet . what color is grass ? |
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Post by ramblinman on May 16, 2015 6:05:22 GMT -5
thought u went to sleep... white Lol , not yet . what color is grass ? green unless you mean the brown stuff in a baggie |
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A Little Bird
by: geh3333 - May 16, 2015 6:07:46 GMT -5
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Post by geh3333 on May 16, 2015 6:07:46 GMT -5
Lol , not yet . what color is grass ? green unless you mean the brown stuff in a baggie Lol, really ! I didn't even get to the good part and i made you say green , that was easy . |
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Post by ramblinman on May 16, 2015 6:12:08 GMT -5
green unless you mean the brown stuff in a baggie Lol, really ! I didn't even get to the good part and i made you say green , that was easy . but green was not the color you were trying to get me to say. |
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A Little Bird
by: geh3333 - May 16, 2015 6:14:03 GMT -5
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Post by geh3333 on May 16, 2015 6:14:03 GMT -5
Lol, really ! I didn't even get to the good part and i made you say green , that was easy . but green was not the color you were trying to get me to say. Darn ! It didn't work , lol . its easier in person . did u know this onem ? You were suppose to say " you said blue not green " . then of course I would have made u say blue , lol. |
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Post by ramblinman on May 16, 2015 6:15:57 GMT -5
but green was not the color you were trying to get me to say. Darn ! It didn't work , lol . its easier in person . did u know this onem ? You were suppose to say " you said blue not green " . then of course I would have made u say blue , lol. yep, played this game years ago. |
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A Little Bird
by: geh3333 - May 16, 2015 6:19:53 GMT -5
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Post by geh3333 on May 16, 2015 6:19:53 GMT -5
Darn ! It didn't work , lol . its easier in person . did u know this onem ? You were suppose to say " you said blue not green " . then of course I would have made u say blue , lol. yep, played this game years ago. Same here . I have to run to the store for some milk . my cocoa pebbles are calling my name !! |
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..BAD TO THE BONE..
