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ALLLEEE OOOP
by: dragonsparks - May 20, 2013 12:22:16 GMT -5
Post by dragonsparks on May 20, 2013 12:22:16 GMT -5
DX  Dave |
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Real Golfer
by: dragonsparks - May 20, 2013 12:20:30 GMT -5
Post by dragonsparks on May 20, 2013 12:20:30 GMT -5
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ALLLEEE OOOP
by: dragonsparks - May 20, 2013 12:06:45 GMT -5
Post by dragonsparks on May 20, 2013 12:06:45 GMT -5
A champion jockey is about to enter an important race no a new horse. The horse's trainer meets him before the race and says, All you have to remember with this horse is that every time you approach a jump, You have to shout, `ALLLLEEE OOOP!' really loudly in the horse's ear. Providing you do that, you'll be fine. The jockey thinks the trainer is mad but promises to shout the command. The race begins and they approach the first hurdle. the jockey ignores the trainers ridiculous advice and the horse crashes straight through the center of the jump. They carry on and approach the second hurdle. The jockey some what embarrassed, whispers `Aleee ooop' in the horse's ear. The same thing happens--the horse crashes straight through the center of the jump. At the third hurdle, the jockey thinks, "It's no good, I'll have to do it," and yells,"ALLLEEE OOOP!!!" really loudly. Sure enough, the horse sails over the jump with No problems. This continues for the rest of the race, but due to the earlier problems the horse only finishes third. The trainer is fuming and ask the jockey what went wrong. The jockey replies, Nothing is wrong with me---it's the bloody horse. What is he---"deaf or something?" The trainer replies, Deaf?? DEAF?? He's not deaf--he's BLIND!!!! ALLLEEE OOOP! LOL.  |
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Post by dragonsparks on May 20, 2013 10:33:50 GMT -5
 MY CHINESE JONWAY HAS BEEN GREAT 1 YEAR 5000MILES Congratulations snoopy50  Dave |
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Post by dragonsparks on May 20, 2013 10:24:13 GMT -5
Stink bug
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Post by dragonsparks on May 20, 2013 6:29:47 GMT -5
Wouldn't load for me either.  Dave |
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Post by dragonsparks on May 20, 2013 6:18:14 GMT -5
 LOL Dave |
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Post by dragonsparks on May 20, 2013 6:06:40 GMT -5
Ohhhh-boy carasdad. Were can I get some of that sacramental sage your smoking.  HAHAHA Dave |
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Post by dragonsparks on May 19, 2013 22:01:17 GMT -5
devo344a That's cool I use to live in Cali. Traveled back and forth to Ga. and never seen a roadrunner. Iwood love to be back out west.
Dave
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Post by dragonsparks on May 19, 2013 21:53:45 GMT -5
Ya It's pretty cool. I've been sitting on my porch around 7or8 pm having a cold one. Only to look up from my book to see 2 deer less than 10,15 feet from me.  Dave would love a cold one right now. Got the window cracked open and the cool after shower breeze hitting my face in the night (I'm a poet, well not really) Brewskie would be grand rightnow Have one on me,  Dave |
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Post by dragonsparks on May 19, 2013 21:47:57 GMT -5
The old timers have always said If you don't like the weather, just wait afew min. It will change/Maybe!  Dave |
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Post by dragonsparks on May 19, 2013 21:36:49 GMT -5
Ya It's pretty cool. I've been sitting on my porch around 7or8 pm having a cold one. Only to look up from my book to see 2 deer less than 10,15 feet from me.  Dave |
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Post by dragonsparks on May 19, 2013 21:26:26 GMT -5
 raining all day today  Nooooo way Man.  to liquid sunshine...  Dave |
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Post by dragonsparks on May 19, 2013 21:17:58 GMT -5
Were I've lived for the last 3year's in griffin Ga. I've seen hundreds of deer(sometimes 4 to7 at a time), rabbits, cats, dogs, turkeys, a couple of possums, chipmunks, squirrels, raccoons, armadillos, lizards, frogs, 3 turtles, more birds than I can name & 1 red fox.  That I see going up my drive way on security cam. To my disbelief I've never seen a snake on my property. Now it doesn't matter were you live. Dave |
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Post by dragonsparks on May 19, 2013 20:27:37 GMT -5
Ordered more mod parts off ebay due to Rain delay. Maybe tomorrow. Dave |
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