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Post by carasdad on May 18, 2013 18:02:44 GMT -5
Chinese Menu's are Spyware... So when you order out Chinese food...eat the food...BUT..TOSS THE MENU STAPLED TO THE BAG...oh...eat the Fortune Cookie...but toss out the fortune paper inside..Chinese girl once told me... --> "Rook rike simper fortune paypa to you Joe..Ha! Yer phule...it is Spy ware..paypa. Ohh we watchin you now Joe.. 5 dolla love yu long time..10 dolla any ting you want.. Use ugly old magnet grandma give for you to use hold Chinese menu on refidgerate..menu now become ertimate in spy sorution...and we get ANY TING REE WANT FROM YU!! FOR NO 5 DOLLA!! We got 5 trilron eyes in China who now rotch you on our PC. Yer weapons mass dertucktion...no ronger charrange for us. Accpet your defeat from our Chinese Menu...printed on old recycered U.S. news paypa".... *carasdad drops chopsticks and runs for his well fortified bunker*...  |
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Post by scootnwinn on May 18, 2013 18:32:22 GMT -5
Duh everyone knows this Glen. Its best to eat it with a foil hat on too
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Post by carasdad on May 18, 2013 19:09:19 GMT -5
Duh everyone knows this Glen. Its best to eat it with a foil hat on too Rob...EVERY box of egg drop soup contains over a dozen 'Spy Chips' why do you think China..launched a satellite?... So the the soup transducers..can bounce of it to their PC's.. You take take this as a joke..and they expect that attitude..omg... I for see that in the next 5 years...America will will give up the traditional hand shake upon meeting a person... to a bow instead. UNTAPE THAT CHINESE MENU from the front of your fridge bro!!.. psst.."It is the ride" website has 20 links to Chinese Intelligence each time we post or log in...and you guys act like he is paranoid?..That is why when I sign off....I say.."And that's the way it was.. In todays news...this is Dan Rather...signing off..have a great day...and a pleasant tomorrow".. it throws them off...They think it is really Dan...psst..who is D...E...D...dead... Hyahiina Kokalminee deksucot tenobigalik ay ay so ojibewa dingaho.. <-- That is why for some occasions I type Chippewa for they cannot break our language code. Gogushi achtineg Chinese yoyo sesa puncha tofo <-- may your family be safe..guarded by loving Mother Earth, our God who watches over you. Sincerely..Glenn..aka..Yayiima benatigee |
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Post by CopperDeer on May 18, 2013 20:10:59 GMT -5
Hahahahhaa the foil hat!!!! YEEESSS!!!!
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Post by dragonsparks on May 20, 2013 6:06:40 GMT -5
Ohhhh-boy carasdad. Were can I get some of that sacramental sage your smoking.  HAHAHA Dave |
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Post by SylvreKat on May 20, 2013 6:38:24 GMT -5
So if the egg drop soup contains spy chips (man I love those noodles!) can I contact whoever's watching me in China and find out why my innards aren't happy? Please? So far we know it's not gluten. And we've restricted me from raw fruits and veggies. How do I contact my Chinese spyer-on and get the real inside word on me?
This is Bawbawa Wawa.
>'Kat
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Post by Deleted on May 20, 2013 7:05:20 GMT -5
If China really wanted to overtake us all it would take is for them to put down the nail polish and whip out the guns.
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Post by jeepsteve92xj on May 20, 2013 7:18:20 GMT -5
The local Chinese restaurant website is blocked at work due to malware/spyware/virus suspicions.
6 or 7 years ago the site was flagged on my home computer too, as being infected. I emailed their web guy - who was in China and didnt even see my email for nearly 1 year before he started to work on it. While Avast calls it clean now, but the network security at work still blocks it.
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Post by SylvreKat on May 20, 2013 22:42:48 GMT -5
Uhm, why would you even think to look for a site for your local Chinese restaurant? Can't be for a menu, you can pick one up when you hit the buffet. Except it's loaded with spyware too (thanks 'dad for the warning!). And you just call them for take out/delivery.
I am SO not wired in!
I also don't have cable, or satellite, or whatever else is there besides over the air. Which our own gov't pooched going digital. 'dad, any comments about why digital signals sux worse than analog signals?
>'Kat
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Post by spandi on May 20, 2013 23:25:05 GMT -5
Actually it's the FOOD that contains the spyware. Chinese scientists have combined virtual and biological virus' in one. When you eat take-out you become a mindless zombie of the Party's Central Committee, and only capable of demanding increased free trade with mainland China.  |
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Post by dragonsparks on May 20, 2013 23:35:02 GMT -5
REALLY  Dave |
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Post by jeepsteve92xj on May 21, 2013 7:39:16 GMT -5
I went to look because I knew they had coupons and a menu.
While most people get the exact same thing every single times, I mix it up.
This one doesn't have nutritional information, yet.
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