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Post by wheelbender6 on Jun 7, 2015 18:50:49 GMT -5
The seller is exaggerating just a little. miami.craigslist.org/mdc/mcy/5055999202.html"2005 Genuine odometer: 15500 paint color : black fuel : gas transmission : manual title status : clean 2005 Genuine Stella scooter that is made just like the old Vespas of the 60' and 70's...It's american made You will get laid if you start riding this around town. Girls love it, guys want it... I had my first threesome since I bought this. Now I am ready to pass this beast of a sex machine on to you... 4 gears, easy transmission shifting. Forget chinese junk scooters and italian vespas that are way OVERPRICED. Great running shape. Kick start with a new battery ($100) Honda, yamaha or kymco dont make anything like this...sick!" |
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Post by cyborg on Jun 7, 2015 19:37:56 GMT -5
Gee I didn't get a menajatwa with mine,,,,, I was robbed,,,
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Post by earlwb on Jun 8, 2015 11:15:55 GMT -5
Well that was certainly hilarious. LOL
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Post by george54 on Jun 9, 2015 6:54:00 GMT -5
Yeah right. His first threesome. I bet it was him, his right hand, and his left hand.
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Post by semojd on Jun 9, 2015 16:53:35 GMT -5
Hmmmm......if he's having all this good luck with the scoot, why is he selling it? I can think of a few reasons: 1) Copped a disease and has to pay the STD clinic.  2) Didn't use protection, baby is on the way, and he's being sued for child support.  3) George54 is right and he now has carpal tunnel syndrome from repetitive stress on his hands and needs surgery.  John |
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Post by wheelbender6 on Jun 9, 2015 18:10:55 GMT -5
I called him Joe Izusu because he said the Genuine Stella was "American Made". I don't think Bajaj will appreciate that.
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Post by cyborg on Jun 9, 2015 21:30:28 GMT -5
The guy is delusional,,he's been snappin his carrot way too much,,,,
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Post by rockynv on Jun 10, 2015 4:28:00 GMT -5
I called him Joe Izusu because he said the Genuine Stella was "American Made". I don't think Bajaj will appreciate that. He didn't mention anything about how great they would be to ride on Maui. Joe is slipping in his old age. |
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Post by SylvreKat on Jun 10, 2015 5:30:35 GMT -5
I remember commercials with "Joe Izusu" but I don't remember anything about them.
Say--did they do the commercial with the little old lady and the big grandson (or maybe salesman?), "I can't reach the pedals." "Lower the seat." "I can't see." "Raise the seat.", which ended with the man crammed behind the wheel and grannie saying "Lower the seat."? Anyone remember what that commercial was for?
Yeah, I love these CL ads swearing how incredible amazing great the vehicle is, which is why they're selling it. Huh? If it's so dang impressive (or in this case, such a beast of a sex machine) then why exactly are you getting rid of it?
>'Kat
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Post by spandi on Jun 10, 2015 9:32:18 GMT -5
Of course it's TRUE! Didn't you guys know that a Genuine scooter comes with an Austin Powers style "Mojo" as standard equipment?  |
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Post by urbanmadness on Jun 10, 2015 15:06:25 GMT -5
yeah... what evah..... funny ad.... If riding a scoot scoot gets ya some... then Howard (Big bang theory) must be a S-x God... And don't forget the nerdy guy (I'm a nerd so i can use this N-word), from American Graffiti.
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Post by spandi on Jun 11, 2015 1:14:22 GMT -5
yeah... what evah..... funny ad.... If riding a scoot scoot gets ya some... then Howard (Big bang theory) must be a S-x God... And don't forget the nerdy guy (I'm a nerd so i can use this N-word), from American Graffiti. Toad? |
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Post by rockynv on Jun 11, 2015 4:06:38 GMT -5
I remember commercials with "Joe Izusu" but I don't remember anything about them. >'Kat David Leisure would appear as Joe Isuzu and spout a string of lies about the cars and then the reality would be presented. Kinda making fun of the dishonesty in the automotive industry. |
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Post by SylvreKat on Jun 11, 2015 9:52:45 GMT -5
I do remember now, rocky. Seems one was they were having a special buy one-get one free sale? And also one that you could buy one for pennies? And there was text at the bottom basically saying he's lying no you can't? And he had that really smarmy used car salesman tone.
>'Kat
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Post by cyborg on Jun 11, 2015 10:58:17 GMT -5
Of course it's TRUE! Didn't you guys know that a Genuine scooter comes with an Austin Powers style "Mojo" as standard equipment? I've got to return mine,,,,something is seriously wrong with it,,,i didn't get any of that stuff,,,just a nice ride with very little trouble and good mileage,,,but no babes,,,it's gotta go back,,,,,lol |
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