Post by frankj3 on Jan 22, 2014 21:13:12 GMT -5
At dinner, a little boy was asked to lead the family in prayer.
BOY: But I don't know how to pray.
DAD: Just pray for your family members, friends and neighbors, the poor and things like that.
BOY: "Dear Lord," he started. "Thank you for our visitors and their kids, who ate all my cookies and ice cream. Bless them that they won't come again.
Forgive our neighbor's son, who removed my sister's clothes and wrestled with her on her bed.
This coming Christmas, please send clothes to all those poor naked ladies on my daddy's Blackberry.
And provide shelter for the homeless men who use mom's bedroom when daddy is at work.
AMEN.
Dinner was cancelled.
BOY: But I don't know how to pray.
DAD: Just pray for your family members, friends and neighbors, the poor and things like that.
BOY: "Dear Lord," he started. "Thank you for our visitors and their kids, who ate all my cookies and ice cream. Bless them that they won't come again.
Forgive our neighbor's son, who removed my sister's clothes and wrestled with her on her bed.
This coming Christmas, please send clothes to all those poor naked ladies on my daddy's Blackberry.
And provide shelter for the homeless men who use mom's bedroom when daddy is at work.
AMEN.
Dinner was cancelled.
