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And more CL scoots by: SylvreKat - Jul 12, 2013 19:05:45 GMT -5

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Post by SylvreKat on Jul 12, 2013 19:05:45 GMT -5

First one--

kansascity.craigslist.org/mcy/3911496979.html

What the heck is a "gal gastank"?? Does my scoot have a guy gas tank since it's attached? Are people on crack when they write these ads??!
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Second one--

kansascity.craigslist.org/mcy/3929346019.html

So, he's been driving it every day yet he just got it inspected? Doesn't have a title yet? Isn't silver just glitterier grey? ?!!?HUH??!!?!? And I'm sure he's quite willing to trade up his 150 for a 250. Heck, I'd trade up my 200 for a Majesty. Really dude?
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Won't bother to link this one, I'll just quote the stupidest parts.

"Will take the best price offer but my price is 1000 because it still runs awesome! Its register for a 50cc but its a 150cc so it can go up to 70mph and you dont need a license to ride this. It also has a license plate. "

So, uh, you want $1000, or less? Or you're expecting offers of more?? And it's illegally titled. And yet despite being a lied-about 50cc, it has a plate, which in MO you can't get for a 50cc unless I misremember what Jayhawker once posted. And as soon as you're busted driving a "50cc" with a plate going over 40, you'll probably learn real fast that yes, you DO need a license to ride.
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My brain is melting out my ears now. Are buyers really so stupid to fall for this nonsense? Or are sellers like this really so hyped up on crack?

>'Kat

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scootnwinn PM scootnwinn scootnwinn's Posts scootnwinn's Threads Senior Rider Currently Offline Still riding? Or is too cold? Posts: 3,058 Likes: 8 Joined: Feb 24, 2013 17:57:02 GMT -5	And more CL scoots by: scootnwinn - Jul 12, 2013 20:02:27 GMT -5 Reply Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by scootnwinn on Jul 12, 2013 20:02:27 GMT -5 Crack is nearly always the answer. gal is an abbreviation for gallon not necessarily the standard one but...
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tmurphy PM tmurphy tmurphy's Posts tmurphy's Threads New Rider Currently Offline Posts: 10 Likes: 0 Joined: Feb 26, 2013 23:14:20 GMT -5	And more CL scoots by: tmurphy - Jul 12, 2013 20:57:06 GMT -5 Reply Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by tmurphy on Jul 12, 2013 20:57:06 GMT -5 Contributing: tampa.craigslist.org/pnl/mcy/3932045795.html Read it quickly, as it is laden with profanity and will surely be flagged by someone who lacks a sense of humor.
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scootnwinn PM scootnwinn scootnwinn's Posts scootnwinn's Threads Senior Rider Currently Offline Still riding? Or is too cold? Posts: 3,058 Likes: 8 Joined: Feb 24, 2013 17:57:02 GMT -5	And more CL scoots by: scootnwinn - Jul 12, 2013 21:12:16 GMT -5 Reply Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by scootnwinn on Jul 12, 2013 21:12:16 GMT -5 That's hilarious it might last The best part is the last 2 paragraphs
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Tripper PM Tripper Tripper's Posts Tripper's Threads Sophomore Rider Currently Offline Use the force, if it breaks,it nedded to be fixed anyway! Posts: 124 Likes: 0 Joined: May 16, 2013 22:26:39 GMT -5	And more CL scoots by: Tripper - Jul 12, 2013 21:44:51 GMT -5 Reply Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Tripper on Jul 12, 2013 21:44:51 GMT -5 You can ride 150's all day. One of th cops last worries is wether your going 45 or 50 if thts the speed limit. 45 in a 35 is a diffrent story!
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And more CL scoots by: SylvreKat - Jul 12, 2013 23:52:45 GMT -5

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Oh murphy, that's awesome. I think my fave part is barrelling down the boulevard with the wind tearing your clothes. On a 50. Love it. Definitely deserves a best of.

And how can anyone turn it down? I mean, links to his fave YouTube vids, and a donut!! OMG I wish he lived here. (well, really, no. I mean, what do I need with a chick magnet? I need a dude magnet, that's what I need)

>'Kat, who is NOT all riled up. At least not that bad, red. My teeth are WAY better brushed than that!

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domindart PM domindart domindart's Posts domindart's Threads Senior Rider Currently Offline Kilo Poster! gettin ready for spring!!! wooooo!! Posts: 2,573 Likes: 6 Joined: Mar 20, 2013 15:00:24 GMT -5	And more CL scoots by: domindart - Jul 13, 2013 1:01:25 GMT -5 Reply Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by domindart on Jul 13, 2013 1:01:25 GMT -5 I already got me a badass scooter to pick up F#$%cking girls
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domindart PM domindart domindart's Posts domindart's Threads Senior Rider Currently Offline Kilo Poster! gettin ready for spring!!! wooooo!! Posts: 2,573 Likes: 6 Joined: Mar 20, 2013 15:00:24 GMT -5	And more CL scoots by: domindart - Jul 13, 2013 1:26:19 GMT -5 Reply Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by domindart on Jul 13, 2013 1:26:19 GMT -5 I don't beat them back ;D
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And more CL scoots by: SylvreKat - Jul 13, 2013 5:43:16 GMT -5

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Post by SylvreKat on Jul 13, 2013 5:43:16 GMT -5

scootn, what you should've said was, "I don't believe you, there's no chicks in your photo and you're definitely stopped."

Oh dom', I'm sorry. The male ego is the most fragile thing on this planet.... ;D

>'Kat

2005 Canyon Red Piaggio BV200 198cc

2013 Ingot Silver Ford Focus hatchwagon 2.0L Inline 4-cylinder
6-speed auto-shift manual w/OD and auto-manual CDT (whatever all that jargon means)

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