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Post by kevinharrell on Sept 25, 2017 18:54:58 GMT -5
Who is more macho? Fat Redneck  Sumo Wrestler  |
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Post by wheelbender6 on Sept 25, 2017 20:56:17 GMT -5
Sumo wrestler. They have the heart of a Samurai.
-What's going on behind the redneck?
This is a G-rated forum.
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Post by SylvreKat on Sept 25, 2017 22:02:57 GMT -5
Sumo. 'Cause ditto, plus they go through tons of training.
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Post by oldchopperguy on Sept 25, 2017 23:30:41 GMT -5
Well, for true training, skill, fighting ability, all that stuff, the Sumo wrestler has to get my vote.However, that said, I've run into some 6' 6" 600 pound rednecks who could kill most folks with their bare hands, and eat their carcasses for a snack. Some of these brutes have absorbed NUMEROUS slugs of various calibers, lots of 00 buckshot, and are covered head to foot with knife-scars. And never darkened the door of an emergency room. Their "take no prisoners, show no mercy" attitude, combined with their ability to become a "bullet-sponge" and still take their tormentors apart with their bloody bare hands, DOES rank mighty high on the "macho scale". Granted, a lot of their family trees "don't branch" and their mantra commonly is "if y'all ain't from my county, ya' gotta die..." Trained they ain't. Educated they ain't. But MACHO they is...Never underestimate the destructive ability of a King Kong sized redneck after a half-dozen cases of beer and a half-gallon of Jim Beam go down the gullet... along with a lively mix of pot and crystal meth...
Ride safe, and don't try out any 600 pounders, Sumo, OR redneck... LOL! 
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Post by oldchopperguy on Sept 25, 2017 23:39:52 GMT -5
Sumo wrestler. They have the heart of a Samurai. -What's going on behind the redneck? This is a G-rated forum.
Hey, I think I know that guy... probably from a couple of trailers down my street...
What's going on? I think that zaftig lass behind Bubba is just checking to see if he's a genuine, honest-to-goodness REAL redneck... You know, a little "pink behind the ears"... while providing a little sisterly "titillation" in the process... LOLOLOL!     |
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Post by wheelbender6 on Sept 27, 2017 17:54:22 GMT -5
"And never darkened the door of an emergency room."
Who needs an emergency room? Just wrap a little duct tape around that compound fracture.
They distill their own pain medicine.
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Post by oldchopperguy on Sept 27, 2017 18:10:18 GMT -5
"And never darkened the door of an emergency room."Who needs an emergency room? Just wrap a little duct tape around that compound fracture. They distill their own pain medicine.
Ab-so-freakin'-lootley! Have a bone! And remember: "You MAY be a redneck IF you get TOO DRUNK to FISH...". |
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Post by lostforawhile on Sept 27, 2017 19:41:57 GMT -5
baddest arm wrestler ever to live, and was from here, he was a pig farmer, he was the inspiration for over the top. He was supposed to be in the movie, but he couldn't act, so they cut him out they say he could carry a fully grown pig under each arm like children www.noe-v.com/images/articles/clevedean01.jpg |
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