Post by scooter on Aug 15, 2015 0:06:17 GMT -5
An older gentleman waits years and years to someday own a Vespa. Finally, he saves his money, shows up at the dealer buys his new scooter and heads straight to the highway. While passing a car, he knocks on the window. The driver of the car opens the window, “Yes?”
“Ever ridden a Vespa?”
“No I haven’t”
The biker drives on, until he sees the next car. While passing it, he knocks on the window. The driver of the car opens the window: “Yes?”
“Ever ridden a Vespa?”
“No I haven’t”
Then suddenly there is a curve, but the old man sees it too late. He crashes off the road into a ditch. A car stops and a man runs to the unlucky rider. The old man, lying in severe pain, asks, “Ever ridden a Vespa?”
“Yes I have. I have owned several over the past 20 years”
The old man says, “Please tell me, where are the brakes?”
From modernvespa.com/forum/topic83414
“Ever ridden a Vespa?”
“No I haven’t”
The biker drives on, until he sees the next car. While passing it, he knocks on the window. The driver of the car opens the window: “Yes?”
“Ever ridden a Vespa?”
“No I haven’t”
Then suddenly there is a curve, but the old man sees it too late. He crashes off the road into a ditch. A car stops and a man runs to the unlucky rider. The old man, lying in severe pain, asks, “Ever ridden a Vespa?”
“Yes I have. I have owned several over the past 20 years”
The old man says, “Please tell me, where are the brakes?”
From modernvespa.com/forum/topic83414
