Post by oldscoot50 on Mar 13, 2013 11:45:29 GMT -5
Johnny was baptized and dipped
in water 3 times.
At the 3rd time
the Pastor said: "You are now
baptized.
You are a new creation
the old one is gone.
No more
drinking of alcohol for you. Your
new name is Jacob." Jacob went
back home and headed straight
for the fridge.
He took a
Heineken(Beer),dipped it in
water 3
times and said:"You are now a
new creation, the old one is gone.
Your newname is Orange
Juice!!!
