Post by Deleted on Sept 6, 2016 22:48:19 GMT -5
This is the hole in my leg after I caught the corner of my floorboard as I went down because a pickup failed to yield at a t-intersection.
I have this hole because:
1) I created a floorboard with a sharp corner
2) I was wearing shorts
3) I failed to assume a butt monkey was going to fail to yield at a t intersection.
The hole required a trip to the ER and 8 stitches, doctor said it would be a good dent probably because of the "missing tissue", which I found later...
The rest of the story is a sad tale of Boone County politics and back scratching buddies, but the main highlights are he doesn't get a ticket, I don't get charged with assault, he has to buy a new driver side window, I have to pay for a hole in my leg and a t-intersection magically became a "curve in the road" for approximately 15 minutes.
I have this hole because:
1) I created a floorboard with a sharp corner
2) I was wearing shorts
3) I failed to assume a butt monkey was going to fail to yield at a t intersection.
The hole required a trip to the ER and 8 stitches, doctor said it would be a good dent probably because of the "missing tissue", which I found later...
The rest of the story is a sad tale of Boone County politics and back scratching buddies, but the main highlights are he doesn't get a ticket, I don't get charged with assault, he has to buy a new driver side window, I have to pay for a hole in my leg and a t-intersection magically became a "curve in the road" for approximately 15 minutes.
