organist  By  flyangler (Read 825 times)

A small church had a very attractive big-busted organist,

Linda, and her breasts were so large that they bounced and

jiggled while she played the organ. Unfortunately, she

distracted the congregation considerably.



The very proper church ladies were appalled. They said

something had to be done about this or they would have to

get another organist. So one of the ladies approached

Linda very discreetly about the problem, and told her to

mash up some green astringent persimmons and rub them on her

nipples and over her breasts, which should cause them to

shrink in size, but warned her not to taste any of the green

persimmons, because they are so sour they will make her

mouth pucker up, and she wouldn't be able to talk properly

for a while. The voluptuous organist reluctantly agreed to

try it. The following Sunday morning the minister walked

up to the pulpit and said, "Dew to thircumsthanthis bewond

my contwol, we will not hab a thermon tewday."