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Post by loosegrit on Nov 16, 2015 20:36:23 GMT -5
When I was young and I farted,
I would find cute little skid marks
in my underpants.
Now I find road kill?
Sad but true.
I have two doctors,
one wants to go down my throat.
the other wants to go up my rear.
The only thing I can figure out is;
they must want to meet for coffee.
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Post by wheelbender6 on Nov 18, 2015 21:40:26 GMT -5
I appreciate the artistry of poetry.
However, a haiku is more compatible with my short attention span:
I ride my scoot in the right lane;
The sidewalk is my escape route;
The utility pole ruined it. Ouch.
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Post by scooter on Nov 20, 2015 2:45:28 GMT -5
I don't quite get Haiku but I'll give it a shot. Installed a cheap belt It was an excellent deal Tow truck on the way (Based on a true story) One more Star Wars Part Seven On 14th of December The Force Awakens  |
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Post by wheelbender6 on Nov 23, 2015 19:30:29 GMT -5
"Based on a true story"
Cool. I'll try one that's based on a true story.
Loosegrit -Kick the quatrain habit and try a Haiku.
Comfortably riding the middle lane;
Car moves toward me from the right;
Lane splitting saved my skin.
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Post by dollartwentyfive on Dec 12, 2015 16:54:38 GMT -5
scooter jokes?
heh, heh, i got a good one for ya!
CHINESE STANDARDS ! !
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